“The Boys’ and Girls’ Guide to Getting Down” is a clever and biting satire of Los Angeles night life. Written in the form of a “how to” guide , there has never been a movie like it and it’s a must see for any kid arriving in the big city, or for party veterans who want to have a good laugh at their own expense. Follow a bunch of kids as they roam from bar to party to club to afterparty trying to have fun and get laid. Among other things, this guide will show you how to score free drinks, get into clubs, proper drug purchasing etiquette and how to get rid of an unwanted guest the next morning.

Cool graphics give the film a unique look and make the charts and graphs in this film truly fun and engaging; finally understand the relationship between drug dealer time and human time, and check the acceptability graph to see if you have drunk enough to go home with the heavyset girl in the corner.

Completely politically incorrect, this is a truly original and independent film. It pulls no punches and is balls out funny. No big stars, but plenty of tits, ass, booze, drugs and laughs. Shot entirely on location in Hollywood. Please direct any questions to Paul Sapiano at discoman75@mac.com, or call him at 323 462 4194.